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Two men talk over lunch A man marries one of a pair of identical twins A man is carrying two babies, one in each arm A Millionaire who collects live alligators Two statues get a wish A man called strange Having a problem sleeping? Sometimes the truth hurts! A very funny misunderstanding A man wants a tatoo In the beginning there was the plan If it's bad it definetly could be worse Ever want to just relax and take a hot bath? If you think your having a bad day... A Blackjack & player are having an arguement The seed catalogue from Show Me Nurseries! A lady is strolling through the zoo Two deaf mutes are standing on a street corner A young fellow has an inventive idea A silly little joke A homeless man sits on a subway bench Does it make sense? Two men approach each other on a sidewalk Tooth fairy report What do these two people have in common...? A man has a talk with his landlord A small guy goes into an elevator and see's a big dude A good Samaritian was walking home late one night Why was the mushroom invited to parties? A man is taking a tour of a latex factory Two martians land in a deserted gas station What's the difference between beer nuts & deer nuts? A man get's fire insurance on his expensive cigars A dwarf with a lisp is looking at buying a horse An orchestra is performing live concert A guy is sprawled out in a movie theatre Rent for the apartment A lonely stranger in town visits the trailor at end of street A man called Jacob is in dire trouble one day a man was out raking his leaves The Perfect Story Dr.Suess lesser known books A young lady interviews a leader of a youth club A man decides to get a face-lift A man becomes a judge in a chili contest A man is trying to fly a kite OUCH, that must of hurt! Two men create Mexican bungee jumping A poor couple were too poor to feed their twin children Letter from the tooth fairy A man is sitting home one evening Science news Flash! An Emperor is looking for a new Samurai A man insures his expensive cigars A funny little story... Albert Einstein needs to make another speech The State of Texas was having some problems with oil fires A man shows off his talking clock A man riding a bike gets tired A journalist is doing a story on gender roles in Kuwait A man wins a big jackpot in Las Vegas A man is about to get audited by the IRS A man takes a swim at a nearby lake Back in the good ol' days A man walking in the mountains falls off the edge A mortuary decides to advertise in a unorthodox manner A woman is doing research on vaseline A man comes home late one evening A woman from Brooklyn decides to prepare her will A man goes to see a gypsy fortune teller A man applies to join a nudist colony A man places flowers on a grave A woman sells apples in New York A western reporter goes to Armenia to write an article A man puts up a sign "Boat for Sale" Two men get into a fight A man is down on his luck gambling in Las Vegas Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest A trucker see's a man & woman making loveon the road A woman walking down a street hears a voice A bomb squad goes to a gas station because of a bomb scare Charlie Brown & the Peanut Gang U.S. Departments inscriptions on bird tags A lady from California purchased some land Making up is easy to do A lady calls her Insurance company Two polite people are having dinner A man goes for his morning jog A man goes to a counselor to seek advice A young fellow goes to a state fair A girl devises a money making scheme A man walks into a dentist's office An angry man returns a battery for his car A man is going to testify at the IRS Ghandi walked barefoot everywhere A local radio station is running a contest A man answers the phone & has a conversation A woman is standing in a packed subway A game show contestant is answering a final question A man receives bad news from his dad A man thinks he's a dog A princess finds an ugly frog A man comes home to total mayhem Sean Connery has lunch with his business manager Two tourists are driving through Lousiana National MS holds a campaign A woman is getting ready to cook a pie A man goes to the North to make a fortune Two women came before the wise King Solomon Brains VS Brawl A woman answers the phone half asleep Morning song for NON - morning people A panhandler tried to sneak on a cruise ship A man on his deathbed has a last wish A big man takes the bus everyday Time to clean up Children's television Label instructions on consumer goods You know you're OK when... A woman places an ad in the obitituaries A man orders a drink at the theatre A lady slides down a tree accidently A man has a "beeping" incident Oklahoma residents make fun of their situation I knew a guy... Two deaf men are talking on their coffee break Three men are going thru Cia training A man buys the perfect gift The 10 commandments of love Playboy is coming out with a new magazine How do you eat your oreo cookies? A guy stops by to visit his friend who is paralyzed A man writes the government a letter African Shakespeare Poem Young King Arthur is ambushed & imprisoned! Special x-ray glasses A woman crossing the road gets run over A woman overhears some men complaining A girl goes to the big city seeking her fortune An older man needs a mule for his garden A man attends a convention in Chicago A man goes to an auction A tale about a King in Africa Now this guy had a BAD day.... A lady need to buy a wedding gift A true story: Wouldn't want to be her parents! Snow White & the seven dwarfs A man wakes up screaming one day! A Knight returns to his castle after fighting When your kids are out of control... A knight & his men return to their castle... A man believes he is dead! Ghandi on your screen (neat ) A man invites a friend over for dinner How very, very true... Testing on animals? Two aliens land on earth Things you can learn from a snowman Lucky number 5 Jokes about exercising A woman send her clothing to a Chinese Laundry A handsome man wants to marry the perfect woman A man invites a friend to supper A woman goes to an art gallery A woman is the town's gossip A man is using the payphone Four Catholic ladies are having coffee A Knight & his men return to their castle A man at the side of the road is fixing his flat tire A newly born sperm receives instructions A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard A woman is visited by her Fairy-Godmother Two gay men are walking through a zoo Two men are wandering around in Death Valley How yodeling was invented A man goes to a zoo A homeowner is pleased with his painter A man gets into a taxi Ole & Lena are having a morning cup of coffee A super gets his revenge on a tenant
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