The elegant preppie was strolling through the zoo and walked all the way around the monkey house. There wasn't an ape or a monkey to be seen, so Prescott sought out the keeper. "Why are there no monkeys on view?" she asked her displeasure evident.
"It's mating season." replied the keeper bluntly. "They're back in their caves."
"But I want to see them. Will they come out if I throw them some peanuts?" she asked cooly.
"I dunno, lady." he answered looking her over. "Would you?"


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