Did you hear about the kid who was pulled over for speeding?
 
The cop got out of his car and the young man rolled down his window.
 
"I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said.
 
The guy replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could."
 
When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a
ticket.

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The bride, upon her engagement, went
to her mother and said, "I've found a
man just like father!"
Her mother replied, "So what do you
want from me, sympathy?"

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The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading.
After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher 
asked, "Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes 
north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude...?"
After a confused silence, a voice volunteered, "I guess you'd be eating 
alone."