SEMINARS FOR WOMEN


In response to the seminar offerings by the female staff, the male staff
has created a set of courses for females of all marital status.


     The following courses will be offered:
   * General Education:
        o  GE101: Why the Toilet Seat Has Hinges
        o  GE102: Checkbook Balancing (formerly "Remedial Third Grade
          Arithmetic")
        o  GE103: How to Drive a Nail Without Breaking One
        o  GE104: How to Parallel Park
        o  GE105: Why Going to the Bathroom is Not a Group Activity
        o  GE106: Road Maps and Other Crutches for Spineless Wimps
        o  GE107: Why a Bad Sports Telecast is Better Than a Good Soap
          Opera
   * Home Economics:
        o  HE101a: Over-Laundering - Why Clothing Wears Out Premature
        o  HE101b: Over-Vacuuming - Why Carpets Wear Out Prematurely
        o  HE101c: Over-Dusting - Why Furniture Wears Out Prematurely
        o  HE101d: Over-Washing - Why Dishes Wear Out Prematurely
        o  HE102: How to Avoid Spending Money You Don't Have (formerly "How
          to Cut Credit Cards in Half")
        o  HE103: Overcoming "The Imelda Syndrome" (formerly called "How
          Many Feet Do You Have, Anyway?")
   * Interpersonal Relationships:
        o  IR101: How to Say "No" With Kindness and Appreciation
        o  IR102: Why Men Enjoy Grocery Shopping About As Much As Women
          Enjoy Watching Roller Derby
        o  IR103: Submission - a Biblical Perspective (prereq: SE101a or b)
        o  IR104: Marriage - The Number One Cause of Divorce
        o  IR105: Preposterous Mood Swings (PMS) (formerly "Keeping Your
          Personal Problems from Ruining Everyone Else's Life Too")
        o  IR106: Understanding Men's Revulsion to Tampon Commercials
          (formerly called "We Know What That Little 'Plastic Applicator'
          is REALLY For!")
   * Sex Education:
        o  SE101a: How to Say "Yes"
        o  SE101b: How to Say "No" But Mean "Yes"
        o  SE102: Sex - It's Not Just for Breakfast Anymore
        o  SE103: Who Belongs on Top and Why
        o  SE104: Lingerie - The Gift that Keeps On Giving
        o  SE105: Sexual Alternatives for "That Time of the Month"
          (formerly titled "Any Old Port in a Storm"











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