"You Know It's Your Last Day At Work When......"
You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when 
she asks, "What's this?", you realize you just 
dropped the company's deposit in a mailbox.
A woman comes into the store, you turn to the 
other salesman and say, "I waited on the last 
fat ugly old lady. This one's your turn". Your 
boss is standing behind you. It's his wife.
While your boss is at lunch, you sneak in and 
look at some confidential information on his 
computer. You spill coffee on the keyboard. 
It shorts out.
You return from a week's vacation to find 
that you had scheduled *this* week as 
vacation, not last week.
You take a "sick" day. The next morning the 
boss asks you, "So, how was the fishing on 
Rock Creek yesterday?".
You wake up hung over. You have a black 
eye and barked knuckles. Your underwear 
is missing. You're in jail. Last night was the 
company Christmas party. 











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