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- What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? Doug
- What do you call a man with out a shovel in his head? Dougless
- What do you call a lady with a toothpick in her head? Olive
- What do you call a lady with one leg longer than the other? Eileen
- What do you call a Chinese lady with one leg longer than the other? Ireen
- What do you call a lady with both legs the same length? Nolene
- What do you call an epileptic in a pile of leaves? Russell
- What do you call a man with a wooden head? Edward
- What do you call a man with three wooden heads? Edward Woodward
- What do you call a man with four wooden heads? I don't know, but Edward Woodward would
- What do you call a man with a rabbit up his bum? Warren
- What do you call a man with his legs chopped off at the knees? Neil
- What do you call a man who is being electrocuted? Buzz
- What do you call a man who sits at your front door? Matt
- What do you call a man who has his head stuck under your car? Jack
- What do you call a man who has no arms and legs who is nailed to the wall? Art
- What do you call the arms and legs of the above mentioned man? Pieces of Art
- What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the ocean? Bob
- What do you call a lady who is the stand-in for Polly in Fawlty Towers? Polly - filler
- What do you call a whole bunch of dead bald smokers floating over the ocean at Christmas? Yule-tide
- What do you call a man with toilet paper in his mouth? John
- What do you call a man who has been buried for 2,000 years? Pete
- What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him - he still won't come
- What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea
- What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea
- What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs who is chewing a razor? Still no bloody idea
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