John went golfing on a weekend afternoon and when he got to the course he asked the pro to set him up with a game. The pro set him up with three other people , one of whom was a gorgeous blonde. After a fine round they went for drinks in the lounge. The woman asked John if she could have a ride home. Always the gentleman , John agreed. On the way home the woman proceeded to give John the best oral sex of his life as thanks. Oce they arrived she thanked him and went inside.

The following week John again went to the course and was again paired up with the same foursome. His game was not as sharp as the week before , and the blonde's was improving BUT he had other things on his mind. After the round they had drinks again and again john gave the woman a ride home. Again he got the greatest blowjob. When they arrived they parted with a wave.

The following week everything went the same except John played the worst round of his life and the blonde played flawlessly. After the round john was in no mood for drinks and offered to drive the woman directly home. On the way he figured not to make the day a complete loss they could go to her house and have passionate sex.
When he brought the subject up she said " I'm sorry john that's impossible - I'm a transvestite!"

"You son of a bitch", shouted John.
"I'm sorry", the woman/man said "Does it really bother you that much?"

"DAMN RIGHT" , scowled John "You shouldn't have been hitting fron the RED tees!!!"