Old guy comes home in the middle of the day, finds his
young blonde wife standing in the middle of their deluxe
apartment wearing a red G-string, 7 inch steel heels, and the
whole apartment is flooded.
"What happened here?" he asks.
"I think the waterbed busted," says the trembling wife.
Just then a naked guy floats by.
"Who's that?" demands the husband.
"I dunno. Must be a lifeguard."











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