Wally Test
From the Worls Association of Learning, Laughter, and Youth (WALLY)
comes the WALLY Test! It is a set of quick-fire questions. They may
look easy, but be warned - they are designed to trick you. Write down
your answers and then see how many you got right. The time limit is
three minutes.
1. What is the last thing you take off before going to bed at night?
2. What gets longer when it is cut at both ends?
3. What was the first name of King George VI of England?
4. What do you call a fly without wings?
5. How many squares are there on a standard chessboard?
6. How many seconds are there in a year?
7. A man throws a ball three feet, it stops, and then returns to his
   hand without touching anything. How come?
8. What was the largest island in the world before Australia was
   discovered?
9. Why can a policeman never open the door in his pajamas?
10. If 5 dogs kill 5 rats in 5 minutes, how long does it take 15 dogs
    to kill 15 rats?

The answers are at the bottom!








Here are the answers to the first WALLY Test. Be prepared to groan.
1. Your feet off the floor.
2. A ditch.
3. Albert. (He deferred to Queen Victoria's wish that no future king be
   called Albert.)
4. A walk!
5. There are 204 squares of varying sizes on a regular 8x8 chessboard.
6. 12 - the second of Jan., the second of Feb., etc.
7. He throws it straight up.
8. Greenland. Australia is a continental landmass.
9. He does not have a door in his pajamas.
10. 5 minutes.
Rate your score on the following scale:
Number Correct                  Rating
   8 - 10                       WALLY Whiz
   6 - 7                        Smart Aleck
   3 - 5                        WALLY
   0 - 2                        Ultra-WALLY