|   |   | x |   |   | x |     (Indicates that urinals 3 and 6
   | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 |     are occupied.)

You are to identify correctly, based on urinal etiquette, at which stall you are to stand. Good luck!

| | x | | x | | | (Urinals 2 and 4 occupied.)

| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 |

Your choice: ___

  Correct answer: 6        It's the ONLY one to go to and every guy           instinctively knows this.

| x | | | | | | (Urinal 1 occupied.)

| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 |

Your choice: ___

Correct answer: 6        Stall 5 is acceptable, but you run a greater         risk of being next to someone who arrives later.

| | | | | | | (empty)

| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 |

Your choice: __

next to me."

| | x | | x | | x | (2, 4 and 6 occupied)

| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 |

Your choice: ___

  Correct answer:  1        You're stuck being next to at            least ONE guy, so you minimize the            impact and get a wall on your left.            NEVER go between TWO guys if you            can help it.  Exceptions to this            are stadium restrooms where the            herd thunders in.

| | x | | | x | x | (2, 5 and 6 occupied)

| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 |

Your choice: __

  Correct answer:  4       Believe it or not,  1 and 3 "couples"           you with the guy in stall 2.  And we           wouldn't want THAT now, would we?
           This differs from question 4 in such a           subtle way that the nuances cannot be           explained.  Suffice to say, only we men           would understand!

| x | x | | | x | x | (1, 2, 5 and 6 occupied)

| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 |

Your choice: ___

 hair or straighten a tie until the urinals "open up" a bit more.  If you have to go REAL, REAL BAD, for god's sake! ... use a doored stall.

• While taking care of business, stare at the imaginary "Pee Spot" directly in front of you. Do not let your eyes wonder about.
• NO Talking, unless it's a good friend... but even then, keep it terse and unemotional. This ain't no clubhouse.
• I don't think I need to tell you, absolutely NO touching of anyone other than yourself. A touch of another's elbow is of the highest offense.
• NO Singing. Period.
• Glances are for purposes of acknowledgment only..."Yeah, I see you there. I will not look again".