A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude standing next to him. The big dude looks down upon the small guy and says, "7 feet tall , 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicals , 3 pound right testicals, Turner Brown"

The small guy faints.

The big dude picks up the small guy and brings him to , slapping his face and shaking him and asks the small guy, "What's wrong with you?"

The small guy says, "Excuse me , but what did you say ?" The big dude looks down and says "7 feet tall , 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicals , 3 pound right testicals, Turner Brown"

The small guy says, "Thank god ! I thought you said 'Turn Around'."