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1) Introduction to Common Household Objects I: The Mop!
2) Introduction to Common Household Objects II:The Sponge!
3) Dressing Up: Beyond the Funeral and the Wedding.
4) Refrigerator Forensics: Identifying and Removing the Dead.
5) Design Pattern or Splatter Stain on the Linoleum? You CAN Tell the 
Difference! 
6) If It's Empty, You Can Throw It Away: Accepting Loss 101.
7) If the Milk Expired Three Weeks Ago, Keeping It In the Refrigerator Won't 
Bring It Back: Accepting Loss 102.
8) Going to the Supermarket: It's Not Just for Women Anymore!
9) Recycling Skills I: Boxes that the Electronics Came In.
10) Recycling Skills II: Styrofoam that Came in the Boxes that the 
Electronics Came In.
11) Bathroom Etiquette I: How to Remove Beard Clippings from the Sink!
12) Bathroom Etiquette II: Let's Wash Those Towels!
13) Bathroom Etiquette III: Five Easy Ways to Tell When You're About to run 
out of Toilet Paper!
14) Bathroom Etiquette IV: What to Do With the Toilet Seat When You Are Done.
15) Giving Back to the Community: How to Donate 15-Year-Old Levis to 
Goodwill. 
16) Retro? Or Just Hideous?: Re-examining Your 1970s Polyester Shirts.
17) No, The Dishes Won't Wash Themselves: Knowing the Limitations of Your 
Kitchenware. 
18) Romance: More Than a Cable Channel!
19) Strange But True!: She Really May NOT Care What "Fourth Down and Ten" 
Means!
20) Going Out to Dinner: Beyond the Pizza Hut.
21) Expand Your Entertainment Options: Renting Movies That Don't Fall Under 
the "Action/Adventure" Category.
22) Yours, Mine, and Ours: Sharing the Remote.
23) "I Could Have Played a Better Game Than That!": Why Women Laugh.
24) Adventures in Housekeeping I: Let's Clean the Closet.
25) Adventures in Housekeeping II: Let's Clean Under the Bed.
26) "I Don't Know": Be the First Man to Say It!
27) The Gas Gauge in Your Car: Sometimes Empty MEANS Empty
28) Directions: It's Okay to Ask for Them.
29) Listening: It's Not Just Something You Do During Halftime.
30) Accepting Your Limitations: Just Because You Have Power Tools Doesn't 
Mean You Can Fix It!











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