Two Tree's are confused....

Two tall trees are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow betweenthem. One tree says to the other, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch." The other says that he cannot tell.

So a woodpecker lands on the small tree. The big tree says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. That, gentlemen, is the best piece of ash I have ever had my pecker in!"