YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN TROUBLE WHEN ...
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There are so many signs of trouble...  How does one keep
track of them all?
... Your accountants letter of resignation is postmarked
    Panama.
.... You have to hitch hike to the bank to make your car
     payment.
.... The little league puts you on waivers.
.... Your suggestion box starts ticking.
.... Your secretary tells you the FBI is on line 1, the DA is
     on line 2, and CBS is on line 3.
.... You see your stockbroker hitchhiking out of town.
.... You see the cruise captain running toward the railing
     wearing a life jacket.
.... They pay your wages out of petty cash.
.... You make more than you ever made, owe more than you ever
     owed, and have less than you've ever had.
.... Getting there is half the fun and three-fourths of the
     vacation budget.
.... The simple instructions enclosed aren't.
.... A black cat crosses you path and drops dead.
.... You take an assertiveness training course and you're
     afraid to tell your wife.
.... You see your wife and your girlfriend having lunch
     together.
.... Your pacemaker has only a thirty day guarantee.
.... The candles on your cake set off your smoke alarm.
.... The pest exterminator crawls under your house and never
     comes out.











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