New York City transit workers may go on strike next week. If they 
do, the city has announced that it will ban cars carrying less 
than three people from Manhattan south of 96th Street.
Today Gov. Christine Whitman announced that New Jersey cops would 
enforce New York's ban, turning back cars with only one or two 
people at the Holland and Lincoln tunnels.
The good news for New Jersey commuters is that if they miss work 
because of this, they will be eligible for workman's comp. After 
all, they're suffering from carpool tunnel syndrome.











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