The Top 10 Rejected Slogans for Beer
 
10. Goes Down Cold, Comes Up Smooth!
9. A decent excuse for your normal clumsy self
8. Because You're Sober
7. Tastes like piss, but you'll drink it anyway
6. Don't Make Germany Angry. You Wouldn't Like Germany When It's Angry.
5. We don't make the urine. We make the urine faster.
4. Numbing the Embarrassment of Being You
3. It's the thicker-chicker-picker-upper!
2. Easier to Spell than Whiskey
1. The *Other* Thin Yellowish Liquid











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