A man entered a tattoo parlor on the lower west side and wanted to get a tattoo.

"What can I do for you?" asked the tattoo artist. "Well," the man replied, "I want a $100 dollar bill tattooed on my donger."

"I've never that request before. Do you mind if I ask why?"

"Well, I really like watch my money grow. I also love to play with my money and, I'll tell you, My wife can blow a hundred dollar's better than anyone I've known!"