Little Jonny and his two friends are sitting on the front porcfh one day.
The first one says, "My Daddy is so cool he can eat four Burgers at one meal."
The second one says, "That's nothing.  My Daddy can eat six."
Little Jonny starts laughing and says, "My Daddy can eat light bulbs."
The other two boys tell Jonny that he is out of his mind.  They ask him why 
he thinks His daddy can eat light bulbs.
Little Jonny replies, "Well, last night I was passing my parent's room, and 
my Dad said to my Mom, 'Honey, turn out the light.  I'm going to eat that 
thing.'"











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