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a lonely stranger in town asked the local where to find a little "action" The local suggests the trailer down at the end of the street. After knocking on the door the stranger asked how much for a handjob. The response was $50. That seems a little high. The stranger was escorted into the trailer and stood before a large picture window. The curtain was thrown back and he was told "See that new "vette". I paid cash for it giving $50 handjobs.

After parting with his $50 he was convinced it truly was worth every penny. What an experience. A couple weeks later , feeling the urge once again, he traveled back to the trailer. "How much for a blowjob?" was the question. $500 was the reply. "For a blowjob?" Once again he was escorted into the trailer to a picture window in the back. The curtain cast aside and the explanaition that the mansion on the hill had indeed been paid for in cash from money earned giving $500 blow jobs. He parted with the money and was agoin truly pleased.

Two more weeks later , same deal. The question this time "How much for a little pussy" Again he was escorted in before a picture window, the curtain thrown open to reveal a shopping mall at the bottom of the hill. "If I had a pussy, I'd own that mall"




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