reporting a severe water shortage at Outpost 132!"
     Commandant: "Oh, they're probably just exaggerating."
     Officer: "I don't think so, sir. The stamp was held on with a
     paper clip!"
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     The post office has come up with its ultimate money making
     weapon.
     A stamp that weighs an ounce.
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     The US Postal Service is still one of the best deals around.
     For 32 cents they'll carry your letter around for weeks and
     weeks.
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     The post office had to recall its series of stamps depicting
     famous lawyers. It seems people were confused as to which side to
     spit on.