Two snakes were out taking a stroll when the son
snake turns to the mother snake and asks:
"Mommy!  Are we poisonous?"
"Why, yes we are", says the second.
Again the baby snake asks, "Are you sure we're
poisonous?"
"Yes, we are very poisonous."
The baby snake becomes very upset. Again, he asks,
"Are we really really poisonous?"
"Yes we are really really poisonous. In fact we're the
most poisonous snakes in the world. Why do you ask?"
"I just bit my lip!!!"











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