SHOWER TEST
When you step into a shower, which part of the body do you wash first?
a) chest
b) face
c) armpits
d) hair
e) privates
f) shoulders
g) others
The following describes your character:
a) Chest - You are practical person.  Straightforward and do not beat around 
the bush.  To you, convenience is of paramount importance.  You hate to be 
distracted when concentrating and are impatient with people who do not see 
things your way.  A good sex partner and willing to try new things.  Your 
best partner in life will be those who chose d) hair.
b) Face - Money is important to you and you will do anything to get it.  
Integrity and dignity is not important.  You feel that friends are there to 
be used and life is one big hassle.  Other people find it hard to understand 
you but you are not concerned as to what they think.  Very self-centred 
person. Average sex partner as too selfish and tend to be absorbed in self 
pleasure at the expense of your partner.  Your best partner in life will be 
those who chose e) privates and g) others.
c) Armpits - You are a dependable and hard working person.  Generally
very popular person as you are very down to earth and willing to help 
others.  Tend to get yourself into trouble as you cannot tell whether people 
are genuine towards you.  Make very poor sex partners as you are the 
working type with average talent.   Your best partner in life will be those 
who chose f) shoulders.
d) Hair - Artistic type.  Daydreaming is your hobby but you can achieve 
what most other people cannot.  Dedication is lacking but you will work 
tirelessly towards goals which are to your liking.  Money is not important. 
Friends are but only intellectuals and fellow artistic types.  Make the best 
sex partners as you are most willing to explore and please the other 
partner. Talent is your main strength. 
Your best partner in life will be those who chose  a) chest and e) privates.
e) Privates - Shy type.  You lack self confidence and tend to be bullied 
by others.  You do not have lots of friends as others find you boring and 
unattractive.  Perseverance is not your strength and you tend to give up 
easily and at the first opportunity.  However, you make an above average
sex partner. You are able to show your true emotions to very few people.  
Hence in sex, you find your inner strengths.  
Your best partner in life will 
be those who chose b) face and d) hair.
f) Shoulder - A born loser.  You fail in everything that you do.  People 
dislike you and you tend to spend your time alone.  Your type have been 
known to be heavy gamblers and drinkers.  You see the world as a living 
hell.  Money and power is also important to you.  But your luck will always
fail you. You make a lousy sex partner.  You will find it difficult to 
find a partner in life.  Those who chose c) armpits are your only chance.
g) Others - You are a very average person.  Undoubtedly, you have your
inner strengths but people find it hard to see.  You must learn to be
a little bit more adventurous and sell your potential.  Deep down, you 
are a very likeable person with very few faults.  However, the key will be
to make your strengths stand out and not just hide your weaknesses.  You 
are an average sex partner. You have great fantasies about different 
techniques but unfortunately are not brave enough to try them out.  
Your best partner in life will be those who chose b) face. 











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