SEX LAWS FROM AROUND THE WORLD ( I wonder how many of these are true! )
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In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex
with animals,but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations
with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.)
  
In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a
woman's genitals, but Is prohibited from looking directly at them
during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.
  
Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals
of a corpse.This Also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the
deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times. (A brick??)
  
The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
(Wonder Which head?)
  
There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to
travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them
for the privilege of having sex for the first time... Reason: under Guam
law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry. (Let's just think
for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes
close to this?)
  
In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed
to kill her Adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare
hands. The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner
desired. (Ah! Justice!)
  
Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool,
England - but only in Tropical fish stores. (But of course!)
  
In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex
with her husband,and the first time this happens, her mother must be in
the room to witness the act. (Makes one shudder at the thought.)
  
In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man
to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time. (I presume
this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)
  
In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from
vending machines with One exception: prophylactics may be dispensed
from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold
for consumption on the premises." (Is this a great country or what? ... Not
as great as
Guam!)











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