TOP TEN LEAST POPULAR SELF-HELP BOOKS

10  "Lie Your Sweet Ass Off And Become A Millionaire"
  9  "Choking Coaches For The Soul" by Latrell Sprewell
  8  "Combing! The Revolutionary New Way To Adjust Your Hair"
  7  "How To Win Friends And Influence People In The Bus Station
      Men's Room"
  6  "If You Want To Lose Weight, Just Stop Eating, You Fat Cow"
  5  George Michael's "Do-It-Yourself Handbook"
  4  "Five Simple Steps To Reducing All Human Problems To An Over-
      Generalized Formula"
  3  "8 Weeks To A Sweatier You"
  2  "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus, At Least One Teletubby
      Is From The West Village"
  The Number One Least Popular Self-Help Book...
  1  "It's Hopeless" by Jack Kevorkian