St. Peter and Satan were having an argument
one day about baseball.  Satan proposed a
game to be played on neutral grounds
between a select team from the heavenly
host and his own hand-picked boys.
"Very well," said the gatekeeper of Heaven.
"But you realize, I hope, that we've got all the
good players and the best coaches."
"I know, and that's all right," Satan answered.
unperturbed, "We've got all the umpires."











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