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A stern father was taking his little son Johnny for a walk in the park when a honeybee landed on a rock in front of them. The little boy stepped forward and crushed the bee with his shoe. The father said, "That was cruel, you'll get no honey for a whole year." Later, Johnny deliberately stepped on a butterfly. "Just for that," his father said, "you'll have no butter for a year." When they returned home, Johnny's mother was fixing dinner. As they walked into the kitchen, she spied a cockroach and immediately crushed it. Johnny looked at his father impishly and asked, "Shall I tell her, Dad, or will you?"
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