A teenage granddaughter came down for a date wearing a see-through
 blouse and no bra.  Her grandmother threw a fit, telling her she
 couldn't dare go out like that!!
    The teen said, "Loosen up Grams ...these are modern times - you
 gotta let your rosebuds show!" and left.
    The next day the teenager came downstairs and saw her grandmother
 with no top on.  The teen was just dying as she tried to explaining to
 her Grandmother that she had friends coming over and THIS was just not
 appropriate!!
    The grandmother replied, "Sweetie, loosen up ..if you can show off
 your rosebuds, then I can display my hanging baskets!"