Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log. "My what big eyes you have, Mr.
     Wolf", says Little Red Riding Hood. The wolf jumps up and runs away!!!
     Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again. This
     time he is crouched behind a tree stump. "My what big ears you have
     Mr. Wolf", says Little Red Riding Hood.  Again the wolf jumps up and
     runs away.
     About 2 miles down the track Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf
     again, this time crouched down behind a road sign. "My what big teeth
     you have Mr. Wolf", taunts Little Red Riding Hood.
     With that the Big Bad Wolf jumps up and screams..."Will you fuck off,
     I'm trying to take a shit!"