Top 20 Rejected Children's Books

20. Where in the New York Area is Jimmy Hoffa? 19. The Unabomber Pop-Up Manifesto and Coloring Book 18. The Frog Formerly Known as Prince 17. Alice in WonderBraLand
16. The Legend of Three-Card Monte
15. 40 Whacks: Counting With Lizzie
14. The Little Engine That Could, If Only That Damned Gout

Would Go Away
13. Girls Are From Venus, Boys Are From Cootieland 12. Where the Wildings Are
11. The Big Little Book of Necrophelia 10. The J. Edgar Hoover Dress-Up Book 9. Joe Camel and The Magic Cancer Stick 8. The Crack House at Pooh Corner
7. The Dummy's Guide to Crying
6. When Mommy Leaves Daddy, And What You Did to Cause It 5. Where's Waldo's Weewee?
4. The Dyslexic's Big Anagram Book
3. Barney's Bleeding and Nobody Can Help 2. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will

1. Furious George Delivers the Mail