Log On:         Makin' the wood stove hotter.
Log Off:                Don't add no wood.
Monitor:                Keepin' an eye on the wood stove.
Download:       Gettin' the firewood off the pickup.
Mega Hertz:     When yer not careful down loadin'.
Floppy Disk:    Whatcha git from pilin' too much firewood.
Ram:            The hydrolic thingy that splits the firewood.
Hard Drive:     Getting' home in the winter season.
Prompt:         What you wish the mail was in the winter.
Windows:        What to shut when it's below 15 below.
Screen:         What 'cha need for the black fly season.
Byte:                   That's what the flies do.
Chip:           What to munch on.
Micro Chip:     What's left in the bottom of the bag.
Infrared:       Where the left-overs go when Fred's around.
Modem:          What 'cha did to the hay fields.
Dot Matrix:      Farmer Matrix's wife.
Lap Top:        Where little kids feel comfy.
Keyboard:       Where ya hang your keys.
Software:       Them plastic eatin' utensils.
Mouse:          Whats eats the horses grain.
Main Frame:     Hold up the barn roof.
Port:               Fancy wine.
Enter:          C'mon in.

Random Access Memory: You can't remember whatcha' paid for that new rifle when your wife asks.