TOP SIXTEEN WAYS TO TELL A REDNECK      IS WORKING AT A COMPUTER

16  The mouse is referred to as a critter
15  The keyboard is camouflaged
14  There is a Skoal can in the CD-ROM drive
13  The numeric keypad only goes up to six
12  Winders 95 has a Dale Earnhardt sticker on it
11  Outgoing FAXes have beer stains on them
10  The printer goes real slow since Bubba don't read too fast
  9  Extra RAM slots have Dodge truck parts installed in them
  8  Menus all have Budweiser and Old Milwaukee options
  7  The monitor is up on blocks
  6  Seven blue tick hounds under the desk
  5  Deer jerky in the desk drawer
  4  Screen saver is Ned Beatty playing Dueling Banjos
  3  The six front keys have rotted out
  2  John Deere pocket protectors
  The Number One Way To Tell A Redneck Is Working At A Computer...
  1  The password: BUBBA