A guy's bee farm is hit by a cyclone, sweetening everything in the next county. He goes to a bank for a loan to start anew. The banker loans him the money.

A month later, he's back in the bank, asking for another loan. "But we just loaned you money to restock," says the banker. "Yeah, but I had a little bad luck," says the farmer. "I spent the money on new hives and a choice queen bee from Iowa. The queen turned out to be a common whore and took up with a horsefly. Now all the honey tastes like shit and I had to burn the hives."