Q. What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
     A. No one to talk to during orgasm.
     Q. What do you call a blonde grabbing at air?
     A. Collecting her thoughts
     Q. How does a Scotsman find a sheep in tall grass?
     A. Very satisfying.
     Q. What do women and spaghetti have in common?
     A. They both squirm when you eat them.
     Q. What's 69 and 69?
     A. Dinner for four.
     Q. Why don't chickens wear underwear?
     A. Because their peckers are on their faces.
     Q. Did you hear about the nympho at the hotel pool?
     A. She was barred from the area after the lifeguard saw
         her go down for the third time.
     Q. How do you make a hormone?
     A. Don't pay her.
     Q. Whats the difference between 'ohh' and 'ahh'?
     A. About 4 inches.
     Q. When does a cub become a boy scout?
     A. When he eats his first Brownie.
     Q. Whats the difference between Like and Love?
     A. Spit and Swallow.
     Q. What do a Rubik's cube and a penis have in common?
     A. The longer you play with it, the harder it gets!
     Q. What do a coffin and a condom have in common?
     A. They're both filled with stiffs - except one's coming and one's

going.

1. What do elephants use as tampons?
2. Sheep
3. What do you do in case of fallout?
4. Put it back in and take shorter strokes
5. What are the three greatest lies? A a) the check is in the mail
6. small is beatiful
7. I won't come in your mouth
8. What does Old Milwaukee and making love in a small rowing-boat have in common?
9. They are both fucking close to water!
10. What has three teeth and sixty feet?
11. The front row at a Willy Nelson concert.
12. What's hard and straight going in, soft and sticky coming out?
13. Chewing gum.
14. What is the definition of wicker box?
15. It's what Elmer Fudd wants to do to Madonna.
16. Why do women prefer old gynecologists?
17. They have shaky hands!
18. What do Lifesavers do that a man can't?
19. Come in eight flavors.
20. Do you know why it's called sex?
21. Because it's easier to spell than... "Uhhhhh..oooohh...Ahhhhhh....AIIEEEEEEE!!!"
22. What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
23. A tea bag.