A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following
exchange:
Officer:  May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one.  I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car.  I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right.  But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's
card in
the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir.  That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman
who owns
this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain.
 The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the
driver to
handle the tense situation:
Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure.  Here it is.
It was valid.
Captain: Who's car is this?
Driver: It's mine, officer.  Here's the owner' card.
The driver owned the car.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun
in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.
Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk?  I was told you said there's a
body in it.
Driver: No problem.
Trunk is opened; no body.
Captain: I don't understand it.  The officer who stopped you said you told
him you
didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that
there was a dead body in the trunk.
Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too











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