AS THEY GET OLD... 
-  Old accountants never die, they just lose their balance.
-  Old actors never die, they just drop apart.
-  Old archers never die, they just bow and quiver.
-  Old architects never die, they just lose their structures.
-  Old bankers never die, they just lose interest.
-  Old basketball players never die, they just go on dribbling.
-  Old beekeepers never die, they just buzz off.
-  Old bookkeepers never die, they just lose their figures.
-  Old bosses never die, much as you want them to.
-  Old cashiers never die, they just check out.
-  Old chauffeurs never die, they just lose their drive.
-  Old chemists never die, they just fail to react.
-  Old cleaning people never die, they just kick the bucket.
-  Old cooks never die, they just get deranged.
-  Old daredevils never die, they just get discouraged.
-  Old deans never die, they just lose their faculties.
-  Old doctors never die, they just lose their patience.
-  Old electricians never die, they just lose contact.
-  Old farmers never die, they just go to seed.
-  Old garagemen never die, they just retire.
-  Old hackers never die, they just go to bits.
-  Old hardware engineers never die, they just cache in
   their chips.
-  Old hippies never die, they just smell that way.
-  Old horticulturists never die, they just go to pot.
-  Old hypochondriacs never die, they just lose their grippe.
-  Old investors never die, they just roll over.
-  Old journalists never die, they just get de-pressed.
-  Old knights in chain mail never die, they just shuffle off
   their metal coils.
-  Old laser physicists never die, they just become incoherent.
-  Old lawyers never die, they just lose their appeal.
-  Old limbo dancers never die, they just go under.
-  Old mathematicians never die, they just disintegrate.
-  Old milkmaids never die, they just lose their whey.
-  Old ministers never die, they just get put out to pastor...
-  Old musicians never die, they just get played out.
-  Old number theorists never die, they just get past their
   prime.
-  Old numerical analysts never die, they just get disarrayed.
-  Old owls never die, they just don't give a hoot.
-  Old pacifists never die, they just go to peaces.
-  Old perfessers never die, they just lose their class.
-  Old photographers never die, they just stop developing.
-  Old pilots never die, they just go to a higher plane.
-  Old policemen never die, they just cop out.
-  Old preachers never die, they just ramble on, and on, and on,
   and on....
-  Old printers never die, they're just not the type.
-  Old programmers never die, they just branch to a new address.
-  Old programming wizards never die, they just recurse.
-  Old quarterbacks never die, they just pass away.
-  Old schools never die, they just lose their principals.
-  Old sculptors never die, they just lose their marbles.
-  Old seers never die, they just lose their vision.
-  Old sewage workers never die, they just waste away.
-  Old skateboarders never die, they just lose their bearings.
-  Old sailors never die, they just get a little dingy.
-  Old Soldiers never die. Young ones do.
-  Old steelmakers never die, they just lose their temper.
-  Old students never die, they just get degraded.
-  Old tanners never die, they just go into hiding.
-  Old typists never die, they just lose their justification.
-  Walt Disney didn't die.  He's in suspended animation.
-  Old white water rafters never die, they just get disgorged.
-  Old wrestlers never die, they just lose their grip.











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