Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker were having one of their little 
father and son chats... lightsabers drawn and sparks flying. 
Vader pinned Luke against a bulkhead and glared into his face, 
"I know what you're getting for Christmas, Luke," he said, 
"Ohhh, yes!  I know!" 
Luke fought himself free and jumped to a higher platfrom just 
out of Vader's reach, "How do you know!?" Luke yelled at 
him, "How do you know what I'm getting for Christmas!?" 
Darth Vader shot Luke an icy glare, "The force is with me...
I felt your presents." 











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