Points To Ponder
*Wonder what you call a pocket calculator in a nudist camp? *If you jogged backward . . .would you gain weight? *Being rich and it don't mean so much . Just look at Henry Ford, all those millions and he never owned a Cadillac! *Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men? *Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they delivered the mail? *Employment application blanks always ask who is to be notified in case of an emergency. Wouldnt a good response be to write . . . A Good Doctor! *Mothers feed their babies with little tiny spoons and forks so what Chinese mothers use. Perhaps toothpicks?
*People seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older. What are they doing? Cramming for finals?
*Old age is when you still have something on the ball but you are just too tired to bounce it.
*Did Adam ever said to Eve, "Watch it! There are plenty more ribs where you came from!"