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There was a plane leaving Los Angeles heading for Hawaii, halfway there the plane began to experience trouble, only having enough fule to make it to Hawaii, and no way of turning back, the piolit told the flight attendants to prepare the passengers for a crash landing in the ocean. When the passengers were informed of the inaveitable, they began to do what they wanted. As the attendant was walking back from the cockpit she saw the 1st polish man naked and putting baby oil all over his body, when she asked what we was doing he told her that he was an olympic swimmer and was gonna jump out near the water and swim to Hawaii. She went further back and saw the 2nd polish man making a parashute from his cloths, she asked what we was doing, he told her he was a professional sky diver and was gonna jump also and glide to Hawaii, When she got to the back of the plane she came across the 3rd polish man having sex with the black flight attendant, when she asked what we was doing he replied: You know when a plane crashes and the always find that black box, im gonna be in this one!!!




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