A polish cop was the first to arrive at a two car accident. Upon arriving he saw two cars in a ditch on either side of an interstate highway and a decapitated head in the middle of the highway.

Climbing out of his car he stepped over to the first car and pulled out a notepad . . .

car in d-e-t-c-h . . . "nope thats not it" . . . car in d-e-c-t-h . . . "nope thats not it either" . . . car in d-e-i-t-c . . . "nope that ain't it either . . . car in d-i-t-c-h . . . "yeah, thats it!"

The polish cop then stepped across the road to the other car and wrote down the same info as the first. Then he stepped to the decapitated head lying in the middle of the interstate . . .

head in e-n-t-i-r-s-t-i-t . . . "nope that ain't it" . . . head in e-n-d . . . the polish cop then looks around and quickly kicks the head into the ditch . . .

head in d-i-t-c-h . . . "yeah, that sounds good"