Howard County Police officers still write their reports
by hand, and the data is entered later by a computer
tech into their database.  One theft report stated that
a farmer had lost 2,025 pigs.  Thinking that to be an
error, the tech called the farmer directly.
"Is it true Mr. (Smith) that you lost 2,025 pigs?" she
asked.
"Yeth." lisped the farmer.
Being a Howard County girl herself, the tech entered:
"Subject lost 2 sows and 25 pigs."











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