"This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I'd like to welcome
you aboard British Airways flight 602 from New York to London. We are
currently flying at a height of 35,000 feet midway across the Atlantic.
"If you look out of the windows on the starboard side of the aircraft, you
will observe that both the starboard engines> are on fire.
"If you look out of the windows on the port side, you will observe that the
port wing has fallen off.
"If you look down towards the Atlantic ocean, you will see a little yellow
life raft with three people in it waving at you.
"That's me your captain, the co-pilot, and one of the air stewardesses. This
is a recorded message. Have a good flight!"