When Benny arrived at Louie's office, the question was put to him.
     "So what's the story with you and this here gun of yours, eh? Like, are
you scared or somethin' or you just want to always be ready or what?"
     "Not scared ..." Benny growled, "been doin' it dis way ever since me
sister-in-law's weddin' 'bout ten ten years ago now".
     "Oh yeah? ... so ...?"
     "Well, I used ta know her fiance at da time - a no good chisler who made

it wit all da dames. He never even loved the goil so much ... but he made her happy and so I kept me mouth shut about it", Benny explained.

     Louie leaned in, expecting the point of the matter.
     "And since dat time I gotta do it dis way".
     "But WHY?!", Louie finally demanded?
     "Well, I was at da wedding", grumbled Benny, and I wasn't about to say

nuttin' about it then, so now I gotta do like da preacher said ...

... Speak Now or Forever Hold Your Piece!"