When the guy, obviously getting irritated, blurted out something
     like, "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same
     reason!"
     She responded, "Yea! Let's pick up come chicks!"
     He immediately blanched, and decided that maybe he would look
     someplace else.

18) The attractive young woman was sitting at the bar, alone, when the

lounge lizard made his move. "I'm here," he breathed huskily, "to fulfill your every sexual fantasy." The woman turned and looked at him. Her lips parted and she moistened them with the tip of her tongue. She leaned toward him with her hands on her thighs, and her eyes opened to the size of dinner plates.
She paused just a second and then delivered the crusher line, "You've got a large donkey or Doberman?" The guy turned as green as his golf slacks and slipped away without a word.

19) "Sorry, I don't date outside my species."

20) Man: "Hey, baby, if you come home with me, I can show you a

really good time."
Woman: "You know what your problem is? Your mouth is writing

checks that your body can't cash."