1. Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!

2= Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti,

let's go screw

3= Just call me milk, I'll do your body good

4= Your body's name must be visa, because it's

everywhere I want to be

5= Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

6= I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock

7= I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one

talking to you

8= My love for you is like the energizer bunny, it keeps

going and going

9= That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were

on you, I'd be coming too

10= Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your

Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way right away

11= I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears

that someone beat me to it

12= I enjoy doing maintenance, you look like someone I would like

to "tinker" around with

13= You must be from Pearl Harbor, cause baby you're the Bomb

14= If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous

15= Is that Windex? Because I can see myself in your pants

16= I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher,

have you seen one?

17= I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I

could ride you all day long for a quarter

18= Wanna Play House? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all

night long

19=If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until

the afternoon

20= Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag

21=If you were a car, I would wax you and ride you all over town

22= Guy: "Would you like to dance?"

Girl: "I don't care for this song and surely wouldn't dance with you" Guy: "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said

you look fat in those pants"

23= Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine

24= I look good on you

25= I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house

26= If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg

Christmas, can I visit you between the Holidays?

27= You look like a girl that has heard every line in the

book, so what's one more going to hurt?

28= Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Yolanda?

29= I love every bone in your body - especially mine

30= Excuse me, do you wanna fuck, or should I apologize?

31= You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only

a light switch away

32= Do you want to dance, No? Well I guess a fuck is out

of the question

33= Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?

34= I lost my bed, can I borrow yours?

35= You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy 36= My recipe for love is one cup of you, one cup of me, knead till hard,

and serve hot

37= Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind

all day long

38= You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala

39= Hey baby, I'm like American Express, you don't want

to leave home without me

40= Do you have a quarter? My mother told me to call

home when I met the girl of my dreams

41= The word for the night is legs, legs go back to my

room and spread the word

42= Hey baby, what's your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous

curves ahead, yield?

43= Hi my name is _______, remember it, cause you'll be

screaming it all night long

44= I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went

into this cheap motel room

45= Was you dad a farmer? Cause you sure have great melons

46= Want to play conductor?? You be the engineer and I'll go Choo choo

47= You must be Jelly, cause jam don't shake like that.

48= The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more

room for your tongue

49= Guy: "haven't I seen you someplace before?"

Girl: "Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore"

50= Hi, my name is Skippy, like the peanut butter I stick

to the roof of your mouth
51= Hi, my name is Pogo, want to jump on my stick?