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to pick you up and take you home. My that's a pretty
dress..."
149 "I'm really sorry about Al. It was a lovely funeral. You look ravishing in
black, did you know that? What you need now is a nice back
rub.
Are the
straps too tight darling? How very, very tragic."
150 "Do you want to see something swell?" 151 "Hey babe, do you know my mouth can generate over 750 psi?" 152 "Excuse me. Do you want to fuck or should I apologise?" 153 "Wanna fuck like bunnies? 154 Follow these instructions: - Make sure that you are in front of the person you are trying to
attract. - Put your hands in a vertical plane and seperate your hands to the desired distance.
- Look at the person of your affections with a shit eating, ear to ear
grin. Shake your head up and down as to reply that you're this big. 155 "What would you do if I kissed you right now?" 156 "Take an icecube to the bar, smash it and say: "Now that I've broken the ice, will you sleep with me?" 157 "I'm single!" 158 "Would you like to see my boa constrictor?" 159 "I'm drunk." 160 "Would you like to come and party in my toolshed?" 161 "Will you marry me and have my children?" 162 "You know, I'd really like to fuck your brains out, but it seems somebody beat me to it!" 163 To someone just out of the shower: "Can I borrow your towel?" 164 "I've got an itch. Lower. Lower." 165 "If you want me, don't wake me, or shake me, just take me." 166 "Hi, I'm a flight steward."
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