Bill was short of money and was out looking for a job.  Pastor Nelson
offered Bill $500 to buy paint and paint the church.  Well Bill went
out bough some paint and started painting the church.  He discovered
that he was using more paint than he expected so the added some
thinner to the paint, well it is still covered but not as well as it did
at first.  Well he still was using more paint than he wanted to use so
he added still more thinner to the paint.  Well the paint was too thin
cover well but Bill still kept on painting.  All of a sudden there was
a bolt of lighting and a loud voice from the sky proclaimed, "Repaint
and thin no more."











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