Three passengers board a small airplane...the President, the Pope, and a hippie. the pilot tells them the plane is in trouble, but there are only two parachutes for them, so they have to figure out who will be left without one. The President immediately grabs a parachute and bolts out the door screaming "I'm too important of a man to die!". The Pope and the hippie look at the one remaining parachute, and then at each other, and the Pope speaks. "My son, I have lived a good, long life, and I have faith that I will go to a better place. You take the last parachute, my son." The hippie giggles and hands the Pope the parachute saying "Nah, that's ok, you have this one... I'll take this one. The President just jumped out holding my knapsack."