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It seems that an elderly couple were BOTH diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease. The doctor told them "there is nothing to be done, but you should write notes so you can remember things you want to do". Later that evening the husband tell the wife that he is going into the kitchen, and does she want anything? She says that she would like to have a glass of tea, but he better write it down. He says"I can remember that"! He asks what she wants in the tea, and she tell him 2 sugars, but you better write it down. He says "I can remember that"! 20 minutes later he comes back into the room and hands her a plate of hame and eggs, and she says to him "I knew you would screw it up if you didn't write yourself a note"! He asks her, well jeez, what did I forget? TOAST! she says......
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