YOU'RE GETTING OLDER IF YOU CAN REMEMBER.....
   
   When it took five minutes for the TV to warm up.
   
   When all your friends got their hair cut at the kitchen table.
   
   When nearly everyone's mom was at home when the kids got there.
   
   When nobody owned a pure-bred dog.
   
   When a dime was a decent allowance, and a quarter a huge bonus.
   
   When you'd reach into a muddy gutter for a penny.
   
   When girls neither dated nor kissed until late high school, if then.
   
   When your mom wore nylons that came in two pieces.
   
   When all your teachers wore either neckties or had their hair done,
   everyday.
   
   When Bible reading and prayer started every school day.
   
   When you got your windshield cleaned, oil checked, and gas 
   pumped, for free, every time, without asking.  
   And you got trading stamps to boot!
   
   When laundry detergent had free glasses, dishes or towels hidden
   inside the box.
   
   When any parent could discipline any kid, or feed him, or use him 
   to carry groceries, and nobody, not even the kid, thought a thing of it.
   
   When it was considered a great privilege to be taken out to dinner 
   at a real restaurant with your parents.
   
   When they threatened to keep kids back a grade if they failed--and
   did!
   
   When women were called, "Mrs. John Smith," instead of their own 
   name.
   
   When being sent to the principal's office was nothing compared to 
   the fate that awaited a misbehaving student at home.