ODES FROM THE BATHROOM WALLS

Some ordinary folks become great philosophers when they are sitting alone in the bathroom stalls of the world contemplating life¹s problems. Here are a few gems.

Make love, not war. -Hell, do both: get married! Women's restroom,

• The Filling Station. Bozeman, Montana

I've decided that to raise my grades I must lower my standards.

• Houghton Library, Harvard University. Cambridge, Massachusetts.

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.

• Written in the dust on the back of a bus. Wickenburg, Arizona.

If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.

• Revolution Books. New York, New York.

Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.

• Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL

A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.

• Women's restore, Dick's Last Resort. Dallas, Texas. .

No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap.

• Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill., Chapel Hill, North Carolina.

At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.

• Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, Arizona.

G-d is dead. -Nietzsche
Nietzsche is dead. -G-d

• The Tombs Restaurant. Washington, D.C

If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Congress!

• Men's restroom, House of Representatives. Washington, D.C.